Update: I am not married, for anyone finding this old post… I filed for divorce in May 2016 and was divorced not too long thereafter. My ex-wife, Mylene Pedone who we all believe faked having colon cancer (yes, really), was remarried to her next vict—love, Andre Pedone, about a year after.
We finally did and tied the knot. Mylene Specogna and I are finally married! Thanks for all the congratulatory notes!